in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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