if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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