There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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