i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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