I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
