Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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