I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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