I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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