Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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