so that wasnt chicken after all
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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