He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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