Whod you bang
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Randomize
