can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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