In the future we'll all be gay
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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