Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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