Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
