so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
