i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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