Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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