In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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