wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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