Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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