found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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