Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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