Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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