You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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