Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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