Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I am full of burrito and curiosity
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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