Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Randomize
