he puts the penis in happiness.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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