He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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