Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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