Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
The maid of honor just puked.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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