Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Randomize