awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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