Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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