Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Randomize
