I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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