But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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