I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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