is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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