I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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