Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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