I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i used baking grease as lip gloss
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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