He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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