I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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