I cockslap morals
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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