This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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