Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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