Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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