You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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