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I thought spray tan was a myth

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You know, something that only happens in Jersey

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(937): View more from Ohio

she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor

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(818): View more from California

That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff

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(201): View more from New Jersey

if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight

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(317): View more from Indiana

She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while

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(719): View more from Colorado

No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.

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(248): View more from Michigan

He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway

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(727): View more from Florida

Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.

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