Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I want to make a zoo with you.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
