So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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